unhand me fiend

What

Are you Chell?

Wheatleu x chell r34

NO

wheatleu x glados r34

no

Yeah but I would have to finish deadly fuсking tests.

They don’t have any deadly elements
It’s just cubes and lazer

Oh yeah?
What about the turrets?
And what about the weird pools full of toxin?

That’s not until waaaay later

But I would still die if I'm not skilled enough.

But you are

How exactly?

You are shmort

But have never done life-threatening tests in my entire life.

But I have

No?

Because if you were, I’d hijack the box, rant about how 10000 people are dead and smash the box into a wall, sending you into the tests and getting the dual portal device.

You already know how that would end.
With you in space.

Well that was because Glados’ system corrupted me

You would still end up in space.

How

Because portal device can shoot on the moon, I can just repeat what happened in the Portal 2 ending.

Why would you do that

Because the tests are dangerous so you basically attacked me first.

But i got you out of the box

nothing

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