The alert: The following message is transmitted at the Request of the Fort Wayne, Indiana Sheriff's Department, around 8:43 PM, a 9 foot tall Black, bipedal bear was spotted roaming around Fort Wayne and is described as transparent and almost animatronic-like and stands on 2 feet. The creature was also reported to be extremely dangerous. For your safety, turn off all lights, lock all doors, cover all windows and do not leave your house for any reason. This message will repeat in 1 hour. (End Of Message tones)