So a few years ago I met this girl at her house cause my mom and her mom were friends. We met again at a party and I was sitting next to my brother and one of his friends cause they were playing something and she pulled me aside. I asked her "What do you want?" and she responded with "Your brother is kinda hot". So I just stood there looking at her like "tf did you just say-" but I didn't really care. A few months later we went over to her house and her little sister wanted to play house so she said that the sister is the baby, she is the mom, my brother is the dad, and I'm the f**king cat. So she said it's "nightime" and I heard her tell my brother "We're gonna sleep together" and my brother just looks at her and says "Um- N o" and he "sleeps" on the couch. The girl had a shit ton of guitars cause she was in band and she told my brother to take a look at them and when I tried to follow she's like "S o r r y but you have to stay and look after my sister." So I agreed and then her little sister led me to that room and the girl was looking my brother in the eyes and forced him to kiss her and said "Will you be my boyfriend?" and he just didn't respond. I yelled at her and then her mom told my mom that her daughter had a huge crush on my brother and she was like "The actual f u c k ?" and then as we were leaving she had the f**king nerve to ask my brother again in front of all of us "Will you be my boyfriend?" and he just yelled at her "Hell no" and left.
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