one time i tripped and my head busted the living room window (i was 10 at the time)
my mom got super furious but my dad yeeted her away from me and tried to check if i was alright
just a little cut on my forehead, didn't need stitches. after putting band aid on it, me and my dad went to Home Depot, bought new window, and replaced it. my mom was STILL mad as hell