Many moons ago. It was a Thursday. Gnomes came to furret island. At first the furrets thought the gnomes were friendly. The gnomes just stood in the gardens and stared. Then things started to go missing: mostly furret snax and TV sets and rifles.
Then the gnomes started shooting at furrets with AR10 rifles!
The furret king, Super Longboi Furret, stopped the gnomes from taking over furret island by walccing on them and crushing them. But ever since that day, the furrets have been waiting for gnomes to return...