Fat Chick
#FatChick1999
Sorry white boys, only a black man can handle this. White Man
#WhiteMan2000
On behalf of white men everywhere, we wholeheartedly support your decision. Black Man
#BlackMan1997
On behalf of black men, we admire your graciousness. However, we decline your generous offer& ask the Mexicans to take 1 for the team. Mexican Guy
#MexicanGuy1995; On behalf of Mexicans, there are some jobs that even we won’t do. Maybe the Asians? Asian Guy
#AsianGuy1997
On behalf of Asians, we also decline the generous offer. As we are are practicing our arithmetic, maybe the Muslims have the answer u seek. Islam or nothing
#MuslimSince1992; On behalf of all Muslims, we are going to decline the offer for the simple fact that we don’t eat pork.