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any rp EXCEPT romance. enjoy! | POV:; SHE JUST ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW TO HIDE A BODY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
218 views 7 upvotes Made by DerpyQween 3 years ago in Role_Play
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Ye
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???: talk
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Why should I?
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???: you will be another body I have to hide
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But you can't hide bodies. And I didn't come unarmed.
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???: I didn't either
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But I can hide bodies
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???: then tell me how
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I can tell you, but it'll cost some mun'.
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???: how much?
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Let's see... how much are you willing to spend?
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???: however much you want
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Well what currency do you have? The highest currency isn't on earth, and it's the easiest one to use.
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???: I have earth money, weird coins from space, I even have some weird monster guts
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Give those guts. I can trade them for lots of money in an alternative reality. Then I'll tell you.
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???: fine, here *hands you a jar of guts*
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Thanks.For this I'll offer 3 methods. I'll start with the easiest but least efficient to the hardest but most efficient.
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???; lay it on me
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The easiest is to dispose of the body. Find a trash can that isn't yours and put it in.
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???: too suspicious. People will see me carry the body
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Exactly.
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The point is NOT to be seen.
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???; well no kidding!
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The next method is to try sneaking in a vehicle, ship or sewer. Leave the body to rot. The hard part is getting home.
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???: that won’t be an issue
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That should be your signature strat. Because the last one can only be obtained by buying from another planet. That's right. Out-of-this-world-currency. You want to buy a portal, and take it back to a confidential place. Take the body to another dimension. Your other variant will have to cry about it.
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???: do you think portal stuff is difficult for me?
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You're good at looking like a normal person.
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???: kinda have to
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"Underground, deep enough so the smell doesn't reach the surface."
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???: thanks
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Midnight: yeah I’ll help you
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???: most people are much more hesitant to help, but that you
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Midnight: no problem
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???: how are we gonna do it
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Midnight: first of all where is it at this moment
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???; behind a bush
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Midnight: terrible hiding spot
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???: I just killed thme
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Midnight: ok well then. *she grabs a shovel from thin air*
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???: ok
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*she starts digging*
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???: do you want any help?
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Midnight: I should have just used a spell to dig this hole
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???: a witch? I like it
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Midnight: I am a hogwarts graduate so yes
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???: I know someone like that
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Midnight: Who Harry?
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???: no, someone many years later. You wouldn’t know her
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Midnight: who?
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???: never mind, it’s unimportant
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Midnight: **finishes the hole*
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???: can I dump the body in?
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