any rp EXCEPT romance. enjoy!

Noki: that’s kinda sus. Ok

???: whichever is better

Noki: *leaves and comes back 10 minutes later with a samsung Galaxy in a red to yellow gradient case* So what do you think?

???: love it

Noki: thx

???: names Silvia. what about you

Noki: Name’s Noki

Silvia: pleasure

Noki: *pulls out notebook and pen* I’ll write my phone number. (0694872)

Silvia: what does it start with

Noki: +24

Silvia: got it, thanks

Noki: no problem

Silvia: anything else you want to do before I am beamed back up into the sky

Noki:nah

Silvia: ight then, cya

Noki: byeee

Silvia: *gets beamed up*

Noki: wait! Where are you going?

Silvia: *portals back down* to a space between reality. anything else

Noki: so it’s like a dream land?

???: nope! Do you need anything out of me?

Noki: nope

???: good

Noki: if you have any more… bodies to hide… just give me your number.

???: I don’t have a fun

*phone

Noki: I’ll buy you one. I have too much money anyway…

???: Fine

Noki: what colour phone case do you want? Hehe

???: red and yellow

Noki: apple or Samsung?

???: do you know how to hide a body

Noki: I can burn the body. We do cremation here

???: here *brings out the body*

*pulls out dual lighters and lights it in the most epic way possible*

???: impressive

Noki: hehe

???: it’s really cool

Noki: now that’s your body dealt with

???: thank you

Noki: any more favours

Silvia: no, no way

Noki: so it’s not a good place?

Silvia: no, its nice. just very confusing

Noki: oh

Silvia: yep. now goodbye *falls through a portal*

Noki: bye.

Chris: don’t. Make your work known

???: that sounds really stupid

Chris: trust me. As long as you’re using a weapon other than your hands and keep it, there’s no need to hide your work

???: whatever you say