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copypasta | REASONS I HATE DOGS AND WOULD GLADY PUT MY MOMS DOGS DOWN WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT:

1: IM VERY ALLERGIC TO THEM, YET MY MOM HAD ME LIVE WITH TWO UNTIL I WAS 6 AN ONE DIED, AND STILL MADE ME LIVE WITH ONE BUT I EVENTUALLY GOT ALLERGY SHOTS WHEN I WAS 10 (IM NOW LIVING WITH TWO BUT MY ALLERGIES ARENT AS BAD)
2: I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY THEM MULTIPLE TIMES
3: MY MOMS NEW DOG LIKES TO ATTACK (AND HE BIT ONE) MY CATS AND NOW THEY REFUSE TO COME OUT DURING THE DAY
4: IDGAF ABOUT HOW "GOOD" BIG DOGS ARE IF THEY WANTED TO THEY COULD BITE YOUR HAND OFF 
5: DOG YEARS ARE A THING
6:THEY B A R K LOUD AF
7: CATS EXIST
8: THEY ARE SO ANNOYING AND NEEDY LIKE BRO LET ME SIT ON THE COUCH IN PEACE
9: A DOG BIT MY FRIENDS HAND AND THEY NEEDED SURGERY ON IT AND THAT SCARRED ME
10: ONCE MY MOM SCREAMED AT ME WHEN I WAS 11 FOR NOT PHYSICALLY STOPPING HER 40 POUND DOG I WAS ALREADY SCARED OF FROM GETTING MY CAT AND IT JUST MADE ME DEVELOP A GENERAL DISLIKING OF DOGS

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Reasons i hate dogs and would glady put my moms dogs down without a second thought:

1: im very allergic to them, yet my mom had me live with two until i was 6 an one died, and still made me live with one but i eventually got allergy shots when i was 10 (im now living with two but my allergies arent as bad)
2: I've been bitten by them multiple times
3: My moms new dog likes to attack (and he bit one) my cats and now they refuse to come out during the day
4: idgaf about how "good" big dogs are if they wanted to they could bite your hand off
5: Dog years are a thing
6:They b a r k loud af
7: Cats exist
8: They are so annoying and needy like bro let me sit on the couch in peace
9: A dog bit my friends hand and they needed surgery on it and that scarred me
10: Once my mom screamed at me when i was 11 for not physically stopping her 40 pound dog i was already scared of from getting my cat and it just made me develop a general disliking of dogs

Moral of the story dogs suck and cats are better IN MY OPINION
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REASONS I HATE DOGS AND WOULD GLADY PUT MY MOMS DOGS DOWN WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT: 1: IM VERY ALLERGIC TO THEM, YET MY MOM HAD ME LIVE WITH TWO UNTIL I WAS 6 AN ONE DIED, AND STILL MADE ME LIVE WITH ONE BUT I EVENTUALLY GOT ALLERGY SHOTS WHEN I WAS 10 (IM NOW LIVING WITH TWO BUT MY ALLERGIES ARENT AS BAD) 2: I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY THEM MULTIPLE TIMES 3: MY MOMS NEW DOG LIKES TO ATTACK (AND HE BIT ONE) MY CATS AND NOW THEY REFUSE TO COME OUT DURING THE DAY 4: IDGAF ABOUT HOW "GOOD" BIG DOGS ARE IF THEY WANTED TO THEY COULD BITE YOUR HAND OFF 5: DOG YEARS ARE A THING 6:THEY B A R K LOUD AF 7: CATS EXIST 8: THEY ARE SO ANNOYING AND NEEDY LIKE BRO LET ME SIT ON THE COUCH IN PEACE 9: A DOG BIT MY FRIENDS HAND AND THEY NEEDED SURGERY ON IT AND THAT SCARRED ME 10: ONCE MY MOM SCREAMED AT ME WHEN I WAS 11 FOR NOT PHYSICALLY STOPPING HER 40 POUND DOG I WAS ALREADY SCARED OF FROM GETTING MY CAT AND IT JUST MADE ME DEVELOP A GENERAL DISLIKING OF DOGS MORAL OF THE STORY DOGS SUCK AND CATS ARE BETTER IN MY OPINION