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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Seth: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Kendra: ...I did. I broke it. Seth: No. No you didn't. Dale? Dale: Don't look at me. Look at Tanu. Tanu: What?! I didn't break it. Dale: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Tanu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Dale: Suspicious. Tanu: No, it's not! Coulter: If it matters, probably not, but Warren was the last one to use it. Warren: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Coulter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Warren: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Coulter! Dale: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Seth. Seth: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Coulter: Seth... Dale's been awfully quiet. Dale: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Seth, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Seth: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Seth: Seth: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.