High effort meme

"Hits me and calls me names"
People with degrading kinks: 😳

Kid: *shoves my head into the corner of a brick wall, sending me to hospital*
Teachers: one day suspension
Me: *gets in a fight with the kid again, strangling him*
Teachers: *suspends me for 3 days*

this happened last year
And I have a permanent scar above my eye

I had a guy hit me, call me names, and bully me. He threw basketballs at me on purpose. I told the teachers AS THEY WITNESSED It, and they didn't do shit. I was sick of his shit so I walked up to him, took the ball, and threw it in his face like he does to me. I got suspended.

Yeah
My mom said that if my head hit the brick wall slightly lower I might’ve died
So teacher logic:
Kid: nearly kills
Someone
Teachers: eh
Other kid and his friends: fight the kid
Teachers: NO BAD

Here's another true story
Me: *exists*
Kid: *beats me up in front of teachers, and later pushes me off a structure, breaking my leg*
Teachers: Breaking another kid's leg is fine
Me: *slaps him*
Teachers: SHE RETALIATED SUSPEND HER

Me: gets into multiple fights with people who threaten me to death
Teachers: call my parents and suspend me, leaving the other kids fine

Like wtf teachers, isn't your job to protect us!? Protect the victims, not the criminals

Well then
Guess we become the criminals and strike first
time to shove someone into a brick wall

Another reason I got sent to the office: Some guy kept throwing balls at me so I threw one back and it just happened to hit his stomach

One time I was in a fight, got punched in multiple places and was clearly bleeding
Teacher that was watching: eh you’ll be fine

You: *weakly hits back*
Teacher: OH MUY GOD ASSUALT GET SUSPENDED F**KER

It be like that

So practically the kid who strikes first doesn’t get suspended
Only the one who retaliates
time to use this new power

I once squirted ketchup in a guy's hair. I got sent to the principal's office (It was worth it)

Haha!

He was a real jerk

Ye