For Those of Us Who Read The Outsiders:

The Chad Greasers; The Virgin Socs; Tom Cruise, Patrick Swayze, Ralph Macchio, Rob Lowe, and Matt Dillion play them; Like to hurt people for fun; Played by nobody actors; Chadly Leather Jacket; Do not regularly hurt people unless it's self defense; Derpy outfit of khakis and a sweater vest; No movies other than The Outsiders; Their Movies include The Outsiders, American Graffiti, and Grease