Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog f**king quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the f**king Earth, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too.
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