Reminds me of an old joke:
A: I'm staying in bed, I'm sick today!
B: Cut it out and get up!
A: I don't want to go to school. School is stupid!
B: You have to go to school!
A: But the kids tease me and the principal yells at me.
B: You're forty-seven. You're a teacher. Now get out of bed and go to school!