i'm a pixel

From the Earth I rise and to the Earth I will one day return

What's up mother shuckers

My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
And I am here today to introduce you to corn

Corn is a North American serial plant that yields kernels on a cob
It's also called "maze" because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor
Side affects of corn may include choking I guess

Come on down and buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn

AAA-

mmmm yess corn

Life of being a boy

Well you see now

No

Okay

Why

they're uncomfortable and expensive

Yes

Same

same
but i force myself to wear at least two because ✨ gender dysphoria ✨

Then stop wearing yhem

*them

no because the last time i did that a classmate pulled me aside to have "girl talk" about how i need to start wearing a bra