Merry Christmas, everyone! Except for the snowflakes. They’ve been *****.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
*gives you a present* 🎁
*gives the clowns and snowflakes lumps of coal*

You too

merry crisis

Merry crisis

m e r r y c h r i s t m a s

They're the kind of people who'd say "I'm Jewish" instead of "merry Christmas to you"

They’re more like the people who’d deny that Santa exists

ok cera

Me, an apparent snowflake: well shit