Jump starting a millennial

That looks a bit awkward to take to the bedroom ! :~)

Disguise it as weed

Trust me it owrks everytime on my ex.

I note the word 'Ex' ! :~)

The text said from me "Sorry. I'm just not really into Billie Eilish. Btw, not sorry for jumpstarting you. It was funny af. See ya b*tch.

That would explain the 'Ex' :~)

This was funny but you retarded boomers are stuck in 1990. That’s not a millennial. It’s a Zoomer.

9 Volt isn't enough ! :~)

That's true - But what about a small stun gun or taser ?

Nah, jumper cables and a car battery :)

You might find it easier to run a cable from the car, though the window, to the sleeping girl ! :~)

Yep