NO, YOU DON'T; THAT ELF ON THE SHELF KEEPS THOSE KIDS OUT OF TROUBLE, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE, DUDE. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN; WELL, NOT ME PERSONALLY BUT A GUY I KNOW. HE MAKES SURE THE KIDS KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE AROUND CHRISTMASTIME.
WOOO-EEE! NO, HE DOESN'T; NO, NO, NO HE DOESN'T. BUT YOU COULD IMAGINE WHAT IT'D BE LIKE IF HE DID, RIGHT...?
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