From the Earth I rise and to the Earth I will one day return
What's up mother shuckers
My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
And I am here today to introduce you to corn
Corn is a North American serial plant that yields kernels on a cob
It's also called "maze" because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor
Side affects of corn may include choking I guess
Come on down and buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn
