Fastest thing on earth

I’m almost 14 and I still run down the stairs because free stuff.

huh

that my little bro this moring

what if your Christmas tree is upstairs

then the speed that you throw open your door and run down the hallway

what if your tree is upstairs and your room is downstairs

throw open your door, light you stairs on fire for going too fast, and slam through the wall because you were going too fast

I never even fall asleep

did you fall asleep last night

No

and thats why you're on at 5 AM
I'm up because my body yells at me at 5 every morning to get up

My sleep schedule inverted for no reason so now I go to bed at 8 am and wake up at 7 pm