If not I’ll just moonwalk outta here

Yes

for real

Do you like trees?

Uh, yeah. They’re cool, ngl. They help me frickin breathe.

Ohh, LIKE like? In a romantic or… ewww way? No. That’s weird.

well isn't tat what pan sex means?

Uh, no. Maybe do research before attacking a stream? It means equal attraction to all genders.
I am asexual. I do not feel attraction towards people for hotness or whatever.
I am panromantic, meaning I feel romantic attraction equally to all genders.
It does not mean I want to date a f-ing tree, or smooch a frying pan.
There are memes and jokes about pansexuals and pans, but as far as I am aware, no one wants to do the deed with inanimate objects.

I'm a trash PANda

Yes

Yay!!!

Indeed

Are PANcakes also allowed? Because I brought some to this cool party.

I am someone’s pancake buddy so yes

yes