i did not expect this ending

That’s the reason you’re getting a new sibling

a half sibling who you may one day marry....
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Yep. I specialize in giving people siblings. They pay more for surprise siblings too.

i also specialize in giving people siblings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ik right? making people happy is what i do

Cool

Are they hot?

yes
yes they are

Send pics

she thicc aint she?

Bruh

so sexy eh?

How many abortion clinics did her mom go to

about 50 or so
failed at ever single one
now we are looking at a seafood restaurant nearby....

Holy shit

F**king kid f**king f**ktard kill the kid not the goldfish 🥲🤬😶😪😶😵‍💫🤔🤐😰🤐😰

not only will you not have to pay for your kids health or food, but you get some food in return!

YESSSS

KILL THE GIRL TOO

o god

poor goldfish, wut he do

My mom says you’re a psychopath.

a funny psychopath