Where's my blackmail

I know what you sold on eBay, half a cat. Going to need a greasing to silence this wheel

Ahh hell nah $5 doesn't even cover shipping

Hard market, stray cats are easy to find

Yeah so why would I sell my girlfriend's cat
For that cheap too

It’s eliminating competition, men can’t compete with a women’s cat

That's why I have him hooked on nip only I can supply 😏
She leaves me he'll raise some hell until I can get back.

The cards I get...

Haha, the gift of being horrified for xmas