Joke ocs allowed

[Current Character: 185. Health: 100%]
*I grab my machete and get ready to attack.*

Switch hood: Oh a machete, is that supposed to scare me, it would if you had the knight bloodline in you but ya don't
*she backs up to get distance against 185*

(.)

Believe me kid, ya ain't seen anything yet.
*I use the machete to scrape the ground twice, once East, and once West*

Switch hood: *Pulls her phone out and scrolls through her instagram*

*I then charge at the Red-Blue inkling with the machete 'Close to my torso'*

*she waits for 185 to get remotely close to her*

*Instead of staying in the single line, I dodge and weave to get to her*

*Switch hood dodges*
Switch hood: if you don't know, I've already seen through that

*I chop off her left arm*
I think you need to reconsider that you two-color bitch!

Switch hood: Agh!!! I think your the one ti reconsider
*185 sees that he has the Ifunny watermark in his hand*

*I dismantle the watermark for 10 metal scraps*
Neat.
*I then chop off her other arm and run*

*The strike misses*

You know, you being two colors is f**king odd, but it won't matter when you're 6 ft under!

Red:

Switch hood: What I just found this on the ground

Red: Oh, okay. But get rid of it immediately.

Switch hood: Ummm, oooookay

Red: Oh wait. I can do it for you. *takes out an UZI and starts shooting the watermark* DIE UNHOLY WATERMARK!

Chris: 👍

Vyris: AYO GET THE SHIT OUT OF HERE! *Has a freaking arm cannon form around his hand*

Switch hood: eeek!!!
*She throws the watermark at Vyris*

Vyris: *Catches it throws it on the ground, and shoots it with a plasma beam* Target eliminated... *His hand would then turn back*

*Switch hood took a photo of Vyris holding the watermark*
Switch hood: Tee-hee

*She'd suddenly realize that she wasn't holding anything*
Vyris: looking for something? *Holding her phone*

Switch hood: Huh, HEY!!! Give me that back!!!

Vyris: Once I delete the picture you took of me, I will. *Deletes the photo and gives it back to her*

Bambi: HOLY SHIT!

Switch hood: What!!!

Bambi: I spot an IFUNNY WATERMARK!!!! I gonna block you forever!!

Switch hood: *Throws the Ifunny watermark into your hands*

Bambi: NO NOW I CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Switch hood: *Takes a photo* hehe that's going on my Instagram story

Bambi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Switch hood: *Chuckling as she posts it in her Instagram story*

(Bambi becomes 3D.)
3D Bambi: I gonna kill you for turning me cringe!!!!

Switch hood: Oh sure you will *Laughing as her post starts getting 100 likes in minutes*

Akira: you posted cringe.

Switch hood: So let me guess, I lose all my followers

Akira: you have 3 seconds to make funny joke.

Switch hood: hmm, okay ahem, if you ate 40,000 bananas in ten minutes you would die from radiation poisoning
*2 seconds afterwards*
Switch hood: AH Yes the radiation would kill you!!!

Akira: *chuckle* you have passed…for now

Switch hood: Phew

Akira: don’t make the same mistake again

Jacob: ( image )

Switch hood: what?

Jacob: what is that in the right bottom corner?

Switch hood: Oh, it's an Ifunny watermark

Jacob: bruh