This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure

Which city in Texas do you live in?

dallas (if i lived in a smaller town i wouldn't say, for safety reasons)

I’m there rn

well i'm not i'm in rotan lol

is everything bigger in texas

ya but it mostly applies to food, dickheads, actual dicks, and people

food?
*RUNS TO TEXAS"

get a route 44 drink size from sonic, totally won't kill you

Is it fun?
Does it have good food?

it can be if you go to the right places
and the food ranges from good... to fried EVERYTHING at the state fair
bubblegum, coca-cola, you name it
THEY FRY EVERYTHING