Cool Hex Fact

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
time to make lore

Lemme do the math hold on
The Doki girls are about 18
And 18 plus 7 is 25
Therefore Gold is about 25

Actually hold on
His canon age is 22
So if they are 18 in 2017, that means Gold must be 22 in 2010
22 plus 7 is 29
So he must be 29

Gold is 8 years older than my sister?
Holy shit bro

Lol
Well actually read my other comment

Please don't

Oh i will

So if he was 23 when Lost Silver came out, he would be 30 when the Doki girls are 18
And since its almost 2022, he would be about 35
So he is about 35

I mean Red

Ik

That’s how old Red is

Well he is 29 when DDLC takes place
And it is 2021
Almost 2022
So he must be almost 34 years old

WHAT THE F**K
STOP

IM F**KING SMORT

YOU RUINED HIM
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING

And you’re 13 right?
Well he is 21 years older than you

Stop talking
Please

You simp for someone 21 years older than you

Ples
Sotp

And i could mess up Monika too
Monika is canonically 18 in 2017
And since its almost 2022
She is 23 years old
And im about 13
So she is about 10 years older than me

Ok now for Blue

nooooooo

He is the same age
About 35

Lol no
And you used to simp for Senpai
Lemme go see his age

18
or something

Yep but it’s almost 2022
So he is almost 19
Just a couple months more

Happy birthday sans pee man! :)

His bday is on February 2nd
Cuz thats when Week 6 came out

pog

Is there anyone else you simp for?

*looks at my Red and Blue temp*
*looks away*
No

Lemme do Red and Blue then