1. He doesn't have to smash your legos, just smash his wife cause you feel like it, it's all about asserting dominance. 2. It's not homosexual, just doing him a favor
me: what mouse walks on 2 legs?
my bro: *shrugs*. my dad: mickey mouse
me: what DOG walks on 2 legs?
my bro: *shrugs*. my dad: goofy
me: what DUCK walks on 2 legs?
my bro: *shrugs*. my dad: donald duck
me: YOUR WRONG ALL DUCKS WALK ON 2 LEGS; me: