I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING”
I f^^king looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY”
I looked at my pen^s, I think of the astronauts helmet and I go “PEN^S? MORE LIKE PENSUS”