I WAS BORN MANY MILLENNIA BEFORE JESUS. I AM WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A PAGAN. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SANTA CLAUS AND JESUS HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. BUT HERE IS WHAT I UNDERSTAND; A THREAT OF COAL IN A STOCKING IS GOING TO MAKE NAUGHTY CHILDREN BEHAVE THEMSELVES. THEREFORE, I ASK THIS JURY TO AWARD BILLY ALL THE PRESENTS HE WOULD HAVE RECEIVED FROM "SANTA" ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. PLUS 100,000 IN COMPENSATORY DAMAGES.
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