I learned about Bikini Atoll in middle school, but I’ve never wanted to drop a hydrogen bomb on innocent people “for the good of mankind”

Wait you got to learn about that stuff in school? You’re lucky

No. I learned that through selling my soul to polandball

At least the asexuals are only invading Denmark

Me who’s invaded Poland 27 times:

lol its like oh are we learning about the civil war today? *starts a civil war* XD

Guess it’s time for the revolution!

lol funny and true

my reaction:

SUCKERS IM STILL GAY

me who wants to invade poland and liberate the gays:

YESSS

Learned about Alexander the Great, but only having a few, mild thoughts of invading the Middle East