Billy, What Have You Done

I killed Santa by burning the coal he gave me and melting the north pole

Get real, because of nft's (global warming) the north pole is gone along with Santa's workshop, the elf's, Mrs. Clauses, and the fat man himself Santa have sank to the bottom of the icy blue sea because 99% of the north pole has been reduced to water. So now we, the human race have unintentionally killed Santa Clauses.