Santa never wrapped my gifts tho

Dobro, razmišljao sam kad ti život da limune, ne pravi limunadu! Neka život vrati limun! Ljuti se! Ne želim tvoje proklete limunove! Šta da radim sa ovim? Zahtevajte da vidite životnog menadžera. Neka život žali za onim danom kada je mislio da može dati Cave Johnson limunove! Znaš li ko sam ja? Ja sam čovjek koji će ti zapaliti kuću - sa tim limunom! Nateraću svoje inženjere da izmisle zapaljivi limun koji će spaliti tvoju kuću.

My Santa denier mental gymnastics: I googled if Santa is real and it said no

All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with those lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns down your house.