You were my everything thoughts of a wedding ring now I’m better off dead

My world view is informed by my hatred of authority figures and just reading all the sources I can find. I feel somewhat informed, definitely more than most people. I’d say most people don’t know as much as me and thus their political opinions are worth less. Oh btw I drive a Prius and always buy carbon neutral packaging when i purchase products from amazon that were produced with Chinese slave labor.

Noted

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo

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Damn bro I’m just trying to be sad what’s with all the copypastas

this is from travis scott, right?

Juice WRLD

oh, yeah, its from Drake

Or was it Dababy?

naw, it was your mom

Oh yeahhhhhh