then Karen's child comes and destroys it

Then the Karen be like:
Omg that’s so unstable I blame it on you! Where’s the manager?

Ahh… how could you leave such a destructible item in your shop? It was a hazard! My child could be in hospital!

Why did you let your child near it

Ah uh…. They weren’t near it at all…. It just fell. Why would you accuse me?

I literally watched him do it

Also doesn't this invalidate a previous point you made

Yes… you agree with me

Yet there is no footage! I will report you to the Police!

THAT IS CRIMMINAL WORK! I WILL UNCOVER YOUR RECORD YOU FOUL IDIOT

NO! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I BET YOU ARE A FAKE OFFICER

Karens
*rolls eyes*

Uhh hate this glitch

I actually saw a 'happy holidays' text made of sparkling water boxes when I went to Whole Foods the other day

Ok

Amazing

Its perfect

PERFECTION

‘OH FRICK UPYOU KID! I SPENT HOURS ON THAT! GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!’

Didn’t mean the up

SHOCK

KABAM