Confession Bear

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Jeffy: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Knox: They do.
SuGaS: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Jeffy: I lost SuGaS.
Knox: How did you LOSE SuGaS?!
Jeffy: To be fair, they are very small.

Jeffy: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Knox, used to Jeffy being dumb: Sure...
Jeffy: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Knox: Okay?
Jeffy: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Knox:
Jeffy: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Knox: Jesus, that one is a little-
SuGaS, interested: No, no, Jeffy, keep going.

Jeffy: Why would you do that?
SuGaS: Because I feel guilty.
Knox: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

SuGaS: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Knox: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
SuGaS:
SuGaS: *sobs*
Jeffy: You f***ing scared them, you idiot.

SuGaS: Can we go out to get icecream?
Knox: Did you ask Jeffy?
SuGaS: They said no.
Knox: Then why did you ask me?
SuGaS: They're not the boss of you.
Knox, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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