what ya gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot.

You're in coma

Mister wallhammer, it's been 10 years, he hasn't woke up from his coma.

dear god

What should we do now sir? We been trying to wake him up from his coma.

Idk

Hmm, i guess i will need the science team to help me wake this kid up from his coma.

Vortigaunts

like those who helped Alyx in EP2

Hm, i'll try to ask the vortigaunts if they're good hearted enough to help me wake this kid up from his 10 year coma.

ok

i've been in a coma since i was 2?
wow

And somehow you still can do your daily internet stuff while you're still in a coma, thanks to our finest professional scientist.

i thought he said cina

wtf do i look like that lmao-