"MY NAME IS SANDY CORTEZ I MAKE $175K A YEAR, I DRIVE A $70K TESLA,I HAVE A PERSONAL TRAINER AND ATTEND GALA'S AT THE MET THAT COST $25K A TICKET. MY BREAST AUGMENTATION COST $18K AND MY TOOTH ALIGNERS RUN ANOTHER 3K A YEAR. DID I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND NOW HAS STRESS INDUCED ED AND HIS "FOR HIMS" TALLY RUNS ME ANOTHER $4.0K. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY BUTT IMPLANTS!"; "MY COLLEGE LOANS ARE A OPPRESIVE BURDEN FOR ME. "; "AND I REALLY NEED MY PLUMBER TO PAY FOR MY COLLEGE EDUCATION LOANS."
