A small taste of the new UO, more hostile to his enemies, doesn't mind getting blood on him, and smarter than your average octol

Tricky (Squid Game salesman edition): Woah, what's happening over there?

Yeah, maybe somebody else will be lucky.
*I clearly am not interested in the money.*

Tricky: You know what, I help you gather resources and help you hide the corpses, and in return you play Ddakji with me.

I am fine without help, an old friend taught me how to dispose of corpses.

Tricky: Then sui yourself, I guess.

I'm a trained CVPA unit, I know what I'm doing.

Tricky: Alright then I guess

You should possibly go, can't risk you getting arrested.

Tricky: Yeah, one reason is for all this and the second is the fact I work for masked murderers who host sadistic murder games on an island.

*I stop dead cold*

Tricky: What? They pay me 1,000 for everybody who I get to join!

Somebody better explain this shit now!

OG Tricky, pulling out his phone: I gotta contact Audi about this, maybe he knows something...

Well it doesn't matter, because I'm taking this one to the prison yard.
*I put the salesman version at gunpoint.*

A beep is heard from OG Tricky's phone
OG Tricky: Auditor says him and I must be from different universes...

And he is going to prison.

SG Tricky: OH COME ON!
OG Tricky: Bye bye~

And what would the government think about that plan?

Tricky: What would the government think about the murders you committed?

The MTF engaged combat with the CVPA, and the Anime Cartel is a criminal gang.

Tricky: It's still illegal.

The CVPA has more authority than any government official, so that makes all of CVPA able to control something small.

Tricky: Fair point.

And you sir, are under arrest.

Tricky: Well shi-
A portal opens up behind Tricky, he faces it
Tricky: Now what the fuсk is this?

Whatever it is, it looks bad.

Another version of Tricky falls out
OG Tricky: OOF
The portal closes
OG Tricky gets up
OG Tricky: Where am I...?
OG Tricky faces SG Tricky
Both: WHAT THE FU-

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Tricky: Holy shit, he would be perfect as a guard for the Squid Game

*Some of the corpses have slit throats, bullets through their forehead, or have been decapitated*

Tricky: Damn.

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
What brings you here?

Tricky: I just heard you killing off all those people.

For a good reason: These people just take and take for the sake of "safety", when they are really taking people who are trying to live their lives as normal as can be.

Tricky: Oh, well... Would you like to play a game with me?

Not interested right now. I've got stuff to be doing right now, like getting resources from the corpses and hiding them from the general public.

Tricky: Oh, well, guess I'll have to give this to somebody else.
Tricky pulls out a briefcase full of money

What the he- *Gets pistol and goes over to area of fighting*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Gambit: *runs over to where the alarming sound is coming from*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Gambit: *gets brass knuckles out*

*The corpses are covered in blood, and the gunfire is making you think about your life decisions.*

Gambit: well shit

*You have a choice to make: Leave, or continue.*

gambit: *continues*

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
What brings you here?

Gambit: gunfire

Are you here to also try to strike me down and perish like all these others?

5xep9l.jpg (click to show) Void : Hm. *starts walking to the noise*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Void : * T poses when sees and Just stands there*

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
What brings you here?

Void : *still t poses* (I am not human, I am a hybrid if u checked my photo u would see what speicies)

Are you going to respond or do I have to make you talk?
*I grab my Glock 17*

Void: *starts running down sidewalk away from him*

Yeah, that's right, go on and run.

*gone*