A small taste of the new UO, more hostile to his enemies, doesn't mind getting blood on him, and smarter than your average octol

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[ Naeko ]
*she just walk there without any idea what she is doing*

Current Character: UO, Convict. Health: 100%. Uniform: CVPA Brute.]
*I am busy killing Anime Cartel units and MTF.*

(Rest of the title: ing, did I mention he is hostile?)

"Hmph, they sound like the spoiled scp foundation... but we're not sure until we see"
*I'd run to the area with 2 of my partners*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

"What the..?"

*The corpses are mangled in blood, bones, or torn apart*

"Hey... do you mind? You're killing MY enemy"
*I'd hold onto the pistol ready to pull it out*

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
Your enemy? I believe we both have a common enemy.

"I'm not open to any allies."

Well, we still both fight the MTF and Anime Cartel, correct?

"I've got no beef against any other enemy. Only the scp foundation*

The reason I'm fighting the MTF is because I'm a convict of one of the SCP Foundations.

Me: "Well Ok, just don't kill too many until theres none for me"
Chaos Insurgency Soldier 2: "Oi, we need to go in a bit, I have beer to drink"

Alright, you guys take care now, I've got some work to do.

5xep9l.jpg (click to show) Void : Hm. *starts walking to the noise*

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Void : * T poses when sees and Just stands there*

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
What brings you here?

Void : *still t poses* (I am not human, I am a hybrid if u checked my photo u would see what speicies)

Are you going to respond or do I have to make you talk?
*I grab my Glock 17*

Void: *starts running down sidewalk away from him*

Yeah, that's right, go on and run.

*gone*

Tricky (Squid Game salesman edition): Woah, what's happening over there?

And what would the government think about that plan?

Tricky: What would the government think about the murders you committed?

The MTF engaged combat with the CVPA, and the Anime Cartel is a criminal gang.

Tricky: It's still illegal.

The CVPA has more authority than any government official, so that makes all of CVPA able to control something small.

Tricky: Fair point.

And you sir, are under arrest.

Tricky: Well shi-
A portal opens up behind Tricky, he faces it
Tricky: Now what the fuсk is this?

Whatever it is, it looks bad.

Another version of Tricky falls out
OG Tricky: OOF
The portal closes
OG Tricky gets up
OG Tricky: Where am I...?
OG Tricky faces SG Tricky
Both: WHAT THE FU-

Somebody better explain this shit now!

OG Tricky, pulling out his phone: I gotta contact Audi about this, maybe he knows something...

Well it doesn't matter, because I'm taking this one to the prison yard.
*I put the salesman version at gunpoint.*

A beep is heard from OG Tricky's phone
OG Tricky: Auditor says him and I must be from different universes...

And he is going to prison.

SG Tricky: OH COME ON!
OG Tricky: Bye bye~

Yeah, maybe somebody else will be lucky.
*I clearly am not interested in the money.*

Tricky: You know what, I help you gather resources and help you hide the corpses, and in return you play Ddakji with me.

I am fine without help, an old friend taught me how to dispose of corpses.

Tricky: Then sui yourself, I guess.

I'm a trained CVPA unit, I know what I'm doing.

Tricky: Alright then I guess

You should possibly go, can't risk you getting arrested.

Tricky: Yeah, one reason is for all this and the second is the fact I work for masked murderers who host sadistic murder games on an island.

*I stop dead cold*

Tricky: What? They pay me 1,000 for everybody who I get to join!

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
*I am on defence, as I slice and fire my way through teams of MTF units and Anime Cartel members, most of the kills are some of the most brutal than normally*

Tricky: Holy shit, he would be perfect as a guard for the Squid Game

*Some of the corpses have slit throats, bullets through their forehead, or have been decapitated*

Tricky: Damn.

*The gunfire stops as the last unit is killed, I then turn around to face you*
What brings you here?

Tricky: I just heard you killing off all those people.

For a good reason: These people just take and take for the sake of "safety", when they are really taking people who are trying to live their lives as normal as can be.

Tricky: Oh, well... Would you like to play a game with me?

Not interested right now. I've got stuff to be doing right now, like getting resources from the corpses and hiding them from the general public.

Tricky: Oh, well, guess I'll have to give this to somebody else.
Tricky pulls out a briefcase full of money