MONKEE CAMPAIGN PROMISES:; 🦍 FREE BANANAS FOR ALL HUMANS AND MONKEYS.
🦍 TEMPORARY MORATORIUM ON GORILLA POACHING
🦍 WEEKLY MEME CONTESTS WITH UPVOTE BRIGADES FOR PRIZES; 🦍 TACO TUESDAY
🦍 THE FINEST TEAM OF MEME LAWYERS LED BY INCOGNATO & POLLART TO GET MY INEVITABLE IMPEACHMENT FOR NOT SIMPING FOR INCOGNITO OUTTA THE WAY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!