Merry Christmas from Paul & Annie! Let's all sing! {To the tune of Burl Ives' Holly Jolly Christmas} "Have a dirty birdy Christmas. No, think I'll break your legs instead. I'll kiss you slow, under mistletoe & you'll wish that you were dead. Let me dance a jig as I bring my pig while you're tied down to the bed. Oh by girty have a dirty birdy Christmas, dickhead."
