say no rp WILL NEVER BE STARTED ( any rp except for ERP )

???: Yeah I can talk!

Iasao: "yay!"
Iaman: "please sit"

???: *sits* So, ya like jazz?

both: "no"
Iasao: "but we love anime music"

???: Finally people with good taste

oth: "?"

???: In anime music

Iasao: "i mean like we are fa-"
Iaman: *covers Iasao's mouth* "why thank you"

???: What were you gonna say hmmm?

Iaman: *uncovers Iasao's mouth*
Iasao: "nothing"

???: Whatever, so do you watch anime?

both: "yea like 18 ig"

???: Sick

both: "?"

???: Y'know like sick, cool

both: * n o d*

???: *gets hiccups* Dang, I ate too fast

*Iasao gives her a glass of water*

???: Thanks, I'm Samantha by the way but everyone calls me Sam.

both: "alrighty Sam"

Sam: *is still hiccuping* Dang

Iaman: "need another glass of water?"

Sam: Its good, they'll go away.

Iaman: "ok"

Sam: Any hobbies? *hicup*

both: "cosplay"

Sam: You goin' to the convention Saterday?

both: "yes"

Sam: Maybe I'll see you there?

both: "alrighty"

Sam: I won't be in cosplay so look for me

Iaman: "we will be in a demon slayer cosplay"

Sam: I'll be lookin'

both: *OKEH*

Sam: Later *she gets up and leaves*

both: "byeeeee"
AT SATERDAY
Iasao: *wearing a Nezuko cosplay*
Iaman: *wearing a Tanjiro cosplay*

Sam: Hey! Its me!

Iasao: "oh hey Sam!"
Iaman: "hi"

Sam: Man the one place that I don't feel like a big nerd, I'm a small need with other small nerds

Iasao: "oh ok" *puts the bamboo nuzzle on*

Sam: *looks around a bit*

Iasao: "mph, mmmmph!" ( Iaman, can i go into the box! )
Iaman: "you bigger then the box Iasao-"

Sam: *laughs* Heh

Iasao: "?"

Sam: I just thought that was funny

Iasao: "mph" ( ok )

Sam: Sick cosplays by the way

Iasao: "mph!" ( "Thanks!" )
Iaman: "thanks"

Sam: uh-huh

Iasao: "mph mmph mmmmph mmmph mmmph?" ( so you guys wanna explore? )
Iaman: "sure, if Sam want's too"

Sam: Yeah dude

Iasao: "mmmph mph!" ( lets go! ) *she starts walking*
Iaman: *follows Iasao*

Sam: *walks behind*

Iasao: "mmmph mmph mph mmmph?" ( anyways merch first or food? )
Iaman: "you sure are hungry-"

Sam: Food I guess

Iasao: "mph!" (yay!)
Iaman: "wait it's our first time here so where do we eat-?"

Sam: Here, this way

both: *ok sign and follows her*

Sam: *when they get there* Here we are!

Iasao: "mph!" ( yay! )

Sam: They got just about any and every food here

Iasao: "mph mmmph mmmph mmmmmph mph? mph mmmph mph" ( so you guys want any food? i'll pay ofc )
Iaman: "yea sure Iasao."

Sam: Nah man, this is your first time, I'll pay, no buts

Iasao: "m p h." ( o k )
Iaman: *Ok sign*

Sam: Whatcha want?

Iasao: "mph...... mmph mph?" ( perhaps.. spicy ramen? )
Iaman: "i'll go with Iasao"

Sam: 3 spicy ramen please!

the person whos cookin: "COMMING RIGHT UP"

Sam: Piece a cake

Iasao: "mph mmmph mph" ( lets find a seat )

Sam: *finds one and sits*
(Dude respect for all the mmmphs)

( Iasao in Nezuko cosplay so respect Nezuko for that )
*both follows Sam*

Sam: How you like the con so far?

"like the old ones when we go to at a young age"

Sam: Is that a good thing?

Iasao: "mph!" ( yep! )

Sam: Good!

Iasao: "mph mmmph mph?" ( so now what? )
Iaman: *S H R U G*

Sam: We wait for our ramen and simp for hot cosplayers

*both nods*

Waiter: Here, enjoy!
Sam: Dig in * she starts eating*

*Iasao takes off her muzzle and eats while Iaman just eat*

Sam: It's really good this year

*both are enjoying the taste*

Sam: *is already finished* Like it?

Iasao: *wiping her mouth and puts her muzzle on* "mhm!"
Iaman: "agreed"

Sam: Yeah, they hired good cooks this year.

Iasao: "mph! mph.... mmph mph mmph mmmph mmmph mph?" ( Yea! Wait.... wdym simp for hot cosplayers )

Sam: There's a lot of people here, lots of 'em are pretty attractive

Iasao: 'mph" ( k )

Sam: Aight, where to now?

Iasao: "mmph?" ( events? )

Sam: There's an open mic down the hall of you'd wanna do that, you don't have to sing if you don't want to

Iasao: "mph mmph mph?" ( any other events? )

Sam: Oh... Uhh I honestly don't know, the open mic is why I came so I didn't really look,into much else

Iasao: "mmmph mmph mph!" ( we will support you! )

Sam: Lets go then!

*they both walk to the open mic event place*

-when it's Sam's turn-
Sam: *walks on stage*

*Iasao is just sitting mphing of she's gonna winnnnnnn*

Sam: *starts to sing and it's really good, like, really good*

*Iasao is cheering Sam with m p h s*
*Iaman jus c l a p p e d*

Sam: *keeps on singing progressively getting better as she goes on*

*they both just clap*

Sam: *finishes the song and gets the highest score so far and there are only 3 people left*

*and their finally silent*

Sam: *sits by then and whispers* How did I do?

Both: *d u o t h u m b s u p p i e*
( why tf did i turn on Gomenne Gomenne captions- )

Sam: *smiles*
(Don't ask me, also noice used icon.)

( mk lesson learned for me )
both in their heads: *ULTIMATE DUO WEAPON, DUO TUMBS UP*

-at the end-
Announcer: And the lucky winner issssss.

*both aura's had started to grow stronger*
Iasao in a mumbling tone: "mph mmph mph" ( please be Sam )

Announcer: SAMANTHA!! Please come up on stage to receive your prize!
Sam: *walks up there*

Iasao: *Mini happy Iasao in a Nezuko cosplay noises*

Announcer: *hands her a trophy and a paper* The champion!
*everyone cheers*

*they both also cheered*

Sam: *walks back to them* I did it!

Iasao: "mhm!" *she turned smol*

Sam: I got a free ticket to next year's con

Iasao: *she turned into a child size-*

Sam: What the heck?

Iasao: ''hm?"
Iaman: ". . ."

Sam: Y-you're a child.

Iasao: "yeah i know it's part of the cosplay"

Sam: O-oh, ok

( i forgot to put that in Nezuko language )
*SILONCE*

Sam: So, any events you guys want to go to?
(Here I'll fix it - mmph mmphhh mmmhp)

( thx )
*shrug*

Sam: That's not very helpful

Iasao: "mhm-"

Sam: *facepalms*

Iasao grew back to her original size

Sam: Cool

Iasao: "thx"
Iaman: "now wut?"

Sam: I don't care,.you guys pick where we go

both: "viewing?"

Sam: Viewing what?

*Iasao and Iaman's brain has damaged from over remembering*

Sam: *sighs* Lets go, I know a fun thing

"mph?" ( ok?" )

Sam: *starts walking*

*both follows along*

Sam: *leads them to a Japanese dancing arcade game* Here we are!

*both in japanese language* "WOAH"

Sam: It's two player, go ahead!

"mhm!" *they play the taiko thingy- *

Sam: Not bad, I don't mean to brag but I have the high score

"mph?" ( really?"

Sam: Uh-huh, my ... 'friend' had one too many desserts and was in the bathroom for a while so I just did this thing

both: ok

Sam: *smiles* you might be taking it.

"hm?"

Sam: The high score

"maybe?"

*shrugs*

"?"

Sam: *yawns*

"mph, mmmph mmph?" ( Sam, you wanna join us? )

Sam: Sure!

*they play the games for a while*

Sam: We should probably let someone else have a turn...

"mhm!"

Sam: So, what do you want to do now and don't say I don't know

"mmph-" ( sleep- )

Sam: Yeah, cons are exhausting, can you make it another 3 hours?

both: "mhm"

Sam: Come, I think I know a thing you'd like

*both follows her*

Sam: Here *they are at a cosplay competition* Best cosplay wins

*Iasao shrunk into child size and Iaman shoves her into the box*
"we're in"

Sam: I'm rootin' for ya!

both: "mhm!"

Sam: Go!

*they have been into da event*

Host: Ok, we have our winners..... Lasao and Laman!!!

( it's 'i'asao and 'i'aman )
Iasao: *peeks out of the box and throws a peace sign*

Sam: To get your prize!
(Oh sorry, I'll fix it in the future)

( it's fine btw )
later...
Iaman: "hey Sam, you want to come to our house me and Iasao want to show you something"

Sam: Oh, sure!

at their house
*both are still in their cosplays*

Sam: You guys can take your cosplays off now

at the backyard-
Iaman: "well uhmm i can do the Hinokami kagura-" ( b a d s p e l l i n )

Sam: Oh?

*Iaman pulls out a kanata*
"yeah... i do the Hinokami Kagura-"

Sam: Show me!

*he does the Hinokami Kagura*

Sam: Dude that's sick

Iaman: "thx"
Iasao: *doing the explosion blood*

Sam: *watches*

*Iasao closed her hand and her blood exploded*

Sam: That doesn't look good

Iasao: "mmph mmph mph" ( don't worry it wasn't my blood )

Sam: Ok, I was worried

Iasao: "mmph mph mmph" ( it's all pink paint )

Sam: Ok, good

Iasao: "mmph mph mmmmph-" ( well only pink paint with explosive powder- )

Sam: Ok, it scared me at first

both: "ok"

Sam: You guys are creepy good at saying thing in unison

*Iasao takes off the muzzle*
both: "we received all this from n o t h i n g"

Sam: Cool

both: "ye"

Sam: Oh no!

Iaman: "is anything alright?"

Sam: Our table!

Iasao: "IT'S BROKEN!"
Iaman: "why will the table broke?"

Sam: *laughs hysterically*
(YES THE TABLE!!)

Iasao: *laughing*
(SHEEEESH *glass table cutely brakes* OH NO! OUR TABLE IT'S BROKEN )

Sam: *can't stop laughing*
(HEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE)

Iasao: "AHAHHAHAH"
Iaman: *living with a crazy person*

Sam:DRGHYRWSVHIUUEDBKK

Iaman: *DEAD CALM*

Sam: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR TABLE?

both: "IT BROKE!"

Sam: *laughing*

Iasao: *laughing too*
Iaman: *T POSE*

Sam: *orange justice intensifies* We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we ’bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we’re heading south-bound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers

[Verse 2: All]
He said
“Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?
I need healing and I am only at 1 HP”
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There’s a chest that’s just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I’ve got V-Bucks that I’ll spend
More than you can contend
I’m a cool pro Fortnite gamer (Cool pro Fortnite—)

[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro-Fortnite gamers

[Water Break: bogwandyy & Chief Beef]
Bro my jaw hurts so much
Water break

[Bridge: All]
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer)

[Verse 3: All]
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Loot Lake
Let’s change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate
Let’s hop in an ATK
Take me to the zone
I’m running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He’s got Renegade Raider and he’s probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a victory royale
A victory royale

[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers

both: *starts humming 'cause im a liar'*

Sam: *is still laughing*

Iasao *got curios on something and searches it on the phone* *GaSp* "Hope's peak academy IS REAL"

Sam: KUMBIYA MY LORD!!

Iaman: "GET INTO DA CAR B( HEE HEE )HES WE'RE GOING TO HOPE PEAK HIGH"

Sam: AHAHAHAHAAHAH
(Nice censor)

( thanks )
Iasao: "pack your baggos first-"

Sam: My stuffs at my house

*Iasao already packed both ( Iaman and Iasao ) stuff*
Iasao: "get into the car we will send you to your house*

Sam: *gets into car*

*Iaman drives them to Sam's house*

Sam: brb *comes back in a few minutes* Lets go!

*Iasao brought da tickets*
Iaman: "GET INTO DA CA WE ARE GONNA TO FLY IN A PLANE "

Sam: F-fly?

Iasao: "your air sick?"

Sam: N-no, afraid of heights

both: "we can go by train?"

Sam: No no, I'll be fine, just a little nervous

both: "if you say so"

Sam: "gets in da car* ok

both: "LETZ GOOOOOOOOOO"
*Iaman starts the car and go Z O O M*

Sam: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
(this is the most chaotic rp I've done in a while)

( don't mind me calling Iasao and Iaman 'the chaotic otaku twins' )
*THEY ALL ARRIVED AT THE AIRPORT*

Sam: HEEE HEEE, WE MADE IT!!
(I won't)

Iasao: "WOOHOO!"

Sam: *happy Sam noises*

*Happy chaotic otaku twin noises*

Sam: I like trains... PHEWWWWWW

Both: "OoO"

Sam: You guys ready!

both: "YUP"

Sam: Yeye

(I just saw the hopes peak meme lol)

( ye )

*TIME SKIP TO DA TRAIN*

Sam: I've never been in a train before

both: "us too-"

Sam: It's...different

". . ."

Sam: So. . . How're you?

both: "calm"

Sam: Okie

*the train has started moving*

Sam: Train to zoooooom

both: "woohoo!"

Sam: *is looking out the window*

*both reading manga*

Sam: Mooooo

'?"

Sam: *points to cows out the window* Mooo

both: "mooooooo"

Sam: Meow meow I'm a cow I said meow meow I'm a cow.

person next to her: *thinks* "W H O T"
both: "big respect"

Sam: *peace sign* YUS

both: *DUO PINCHED FINGGERS*

Sam: moo

Iasao: "meow"
Iaman:
EEEEEEE
EE
EE
EEEEEE
EE
EE
EEEEEE

Sam: Everyone is going to think we're lunatics, not that we aren't

both: "ye-"

Sam: Naaeeee

"?"

Sam: I saw a horse
(I dunno how to make a horse sound thru typing)

( isn't it 'neigh'? )
"OoO"

Sam: *looks out the window more*
(I- But-... I has stupid)

( same here ' n ' )
*read manga*

Sam: *stomach noises* Ahh crap!

Iasao: "your hungry?"

Sam: *hangs her head*. . . yes

Iaman: "the bread is gonna save the day" *he pulls out b r e d*
( wtf am i thinking- )

Sam: b r e d
(I dunno what this rp is anymore)

( idk help- )
both: "B R E D"

Sam: *noms on the bread*
(Goodbye saneness)

( let's push the saneness aside for some reason i think im turning Iasao and Iaman into joke characters )
*read manga*

Sam: Good bred
(Lol)

Iasao: ' . ' ?
Iaman: ' ^ '

Sam: *noms on bred more*

". . ."

Sam: I like your bread

both: "thanks?"

Sam: welcome!

*MANGA OTAKU*

Sam: *starts playing in her phone*

*Iaman just listening to a Danganronpa playlist*

Sam: *intense gaming

*SILENCE BUT MUZIC, GAMING AND MANGA*

*NYEEEEEEEEEH*

*E*

*HEEEE HEEEE

*EEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Bro what is this?

both: "wat?"

Sam: *more gaming*

"oh-"
*continues to do their stuff*
( i just realized today... WHY TF AM I HALF DEAF- )

Sam: *epic gamer intensifies*
(WDYM??)

( my left ear became deaf last night- )
*everyone doin their own stuff*

Sam: *gaming crap*
(Oh, rip)

Iaman: *starts staring at his playlist for nothing*

Sam: What?

Iaman: "staring at my playlist"

Sam: Why?

Iaman: "don't know"

Sam: That doesn't help....

Iaman: "oh-"

Sam: I'm sorry! I was trying to be sarcastic but it didn't work...

Iaman: "it's fine"

Sam: *looks down, embarrassed*

*he continues to stare at his playlist*

*gaming Sam*

SKIP TO NEAR DA HOPE PEAK HIGH
Iasao: "we are almost there"

Sam: Yai!

Iasao: "i think around that path? or this???"

Sam: Ok

Iasao: "yoeh i think is this way" *starts walking*

Sam: *follows*

*and they wind up to the place where they goin*
"we are here"

Sam: We done diddly made it

"are we gonna learn there or..."

Sam: That's a wonderful question

Iaman: "agreed-"
Iasao: "so the answer is a..?"

Sam: Dunno, shall we explore first?

"oki then we explore"

Sam: I not the thick of it!!

both: "wut? ' - '???????

Sam: Into the thick of it!!

*both shrugged*

Sam: . . .