cry about it

*complains*
now there are 69 genders

yes

I hope the only outlet in your room is behind a heavy dresser and you have to move it to plug anything in

I hope that when you step on a leaf it isn't crunchy and you slip on it

i hope water goes down your sleeve

i hope you sneak and get a snack at 2am and it makes a really loud noise

i hope the next glass of milk you drink comes from a cow with breast cancer

I hope your wifi breaks while you're in the middle of an important argument

i hope your mom comes down the basement stairs and tells you computer time’s over for the day

I hope you go to bed after a long, tiring day and then both sides of your pillow are warm

i hope someone puts toothpicks under your toenails and makes you kick the wall

i hope that you wake up in the middle of the night and then your fan is unplugged but you can't find the wire so you have to turn the light on to plug it in

duck

Amendment number 1: freedom of speech
Sorry😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔👌👌👌👌👀👀

You're a mental disorder

n a h