Del Announcement

💅💅💅THE DELIVERY GUY💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅SO💅💅💅💅 it was 🗓 SATURDAY AFTERNOON 🗓 and my sisters and I were RAKING 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 and then some WHITE VAN PULLS INTO MY DRIVEWAY LIKE 4 FEET AWAY FROM ME AND SOME GUY IS SCREAMING TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE AND HE SEES ME 💅💅💅 SNATCHES SOME PACKAGE NEXT TO ME 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 AND COMES OUT AND is like hElLo is this house 19 and it isn't so I'm like no and hes like no and says my house number and then he sAyS mY mOm'S nAmE LiKe ThIs and I'm like yeah I'll take it and hes like do you wanna take it and I'm like uh yeah? 💅💅💅 and then he says great now I have to WALK 🚶🏽‍♂️WALK🚶🏽‍♂️ WALK 🚶🏽‍♂️WALK🚶🏽‍♂️ and starts TAKING A STROLL DOWN MY DRIVEWAY AND IM JUST THERE IN THE FRONT YARD WITH THIS EXPRESSION ON MY FACE XD 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 💅 AND HE COMES BACK UP AND IS LIKE sOrRy, PoKeMoN gO, yOu KnOw? and I'm like ummm sure 💅 💅 and he hops into the white van and backs away suddenly my DAD comes out of the garage and looks like REALLY confused and the guy almost plows him over and he left my driveway and stopped at I KID YOU NOT EVERY HOUSE and almost got attacked by some persons dog

💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅the end 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

I KID YOU NOT

I KID YOU NOT

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sOrRy, PoKeMoN gO, yOu KnOw

SoRrY, pOkEmOn Go, YoU kNoW

great story :0

:o thx queen 💅💅💅

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💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 omg you actually read my storytimes

GREAT STORY :OOOO

:ooo tysm queen💅💅💅

Nppppp

YOU
DID
N O T

DIDNT W H A T

Good story. The amount of emojis hurts my head

*screams and scratches with nails* YOU INSULT THE NAILS YOU INSULT THE STORY

Hey chill bro. There’s more than just nail emojis, I could be insulting the walking emojis

OMG

Lol or maybe it’s the calendars

*GASPPPPP*

Ight you’re funny as hell take my follow

LMAO THX-

Lmao np I’ve never seen someone defend emojis

Lol

🥲

DONT COME AT MY WALKING EMOJIS

I never said it was those, I said it COULD be those

:o

I’ve found a loophole

p**is

schlong

no thank you

buy now

i said buy now

oh

buy NOW

no thanks

*pulls out shotgun*

pls shoot

while you were distracted i stole your money

idc

all of it
i also stole your house and car
haha

you are right u prolly act worse like who tf says this bozo

i do, failed abortion

*SNORTS*

shutup ur married to a pedo

*s n o r t s*

proof?

that kuwata’s a pedo

found your certified clown award

“sending some dumb ass meme thats not even funny”

i went to go do something bc i have a life

i mean, there’s not much to do at 9 pm
everything’s closed except for the gas stations

ur right YOU'RE acting like him

we act similarly, but he wouldn’t do this

joseph
whatever

BACK OFF YOU INCONSISTENTLY SPIRALED WORM

that’s rude

towards del you're down horrendous

towards everyone, actually

stop being weird

stop being ugly

f**king freak

shut yo trifling ass up

like fr fr

i take that back you are down tremondous

i’ve f**ked like mostly everyone on the stream

sending some dumb ass meme thats not even funny

what a hypocrite

its not funny its yours

i made that?

THEN DONT DO THAT

oop

and i raped you

incorrect

in like, april

i have a different time zone

you know time zones are a real thing
good job joe

i would tell you i almost did but i am a classified so i cant say my old profile

or you weren’t here

no wonder y ur such a weirdo

Ummm no you didnt

yes i did

not

there are two fingers in your pussy

ok ur dumb do u want me to explain it for you idiot

you’re making it sound like i made that template
you’re being confusing joe

i have been here for long times

f**kin shit my guy

BACK OFF YOU SNAKE

no

where are you getting joe from

your name is joe

YES

no

why tf u think hes banned from msmg

i’m literally a year younger than him
plus he’s not banned

ok memchat me if u want

u are acting just like him

i don’t think he acts like me

joe

that is you

overused+unfunny+ratio

yeah, joseph is kind of an overused name

where did you go