I CAN IMPULSIVELY BUY WHATEVER I WANT. I’M A GROWNUP! THE DOPAMINE HIGH IS GOING TO WEAR OFF AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE THE STORE. THEN WHERE WILL YOU BE?! I’LL HAVE THE THING!! YOU’RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING CLUMSY AND RUIN THE NICE NEW THING! DON’T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT ALREADY???