“Wow i really hope that a snake doesn’t bite off my big succulent clit.”

Australians:

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title

Based of real life events.

ohok

👁u👁 bend the f**k over

ay what

POV ur a guy and aim straight for the animal's mouth

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i did this once actually

opened up the toilet and there's a big af mouse. pissed square on the head (damn mf moved too much so i didn't get his mouth)

oml..-

wait a minute am i the only guy in this comment section

thats me

monthly occurrence back home

I always had a fear that something would pop out of the toilet and ram its head up my pu-

same

I did

noO

No I mean i stopped

ok

unbirth vore