Round table

welp first time in a party lol, guess ill go for HOC

Are you joining the common sense party?

Welcome aboard. Are you willing to become a Libertarian and respect all free speech, not just your own?

yep

Alright. The main positions are currently taken, but that could change. What are you interested in besides HOC?

hrmmm? lemme think for a sevond

wait hold up random is on your party? (backs away slowly)

Yep. Our current ticket is SurlyKong/ Olympian for president/ VP, Randomness for HOC & Jemy for Head of Senate. But there's always lots of good jobs for party members.

nah im just not that... well i dont really like him

That's your call. Joining a good party is the easiest way to ensure a good job, but you're free to do whatever you want.

Randomness is running for HOC and Jemy is running for HOS. If no one wants Vice President, I’ll run for that.

Sounds good. We'll use the lineup for now. I willing to be flexible and have someone else take president, if we end up drawing interest from other parties looking for some kinda power sharing deal.

Me me me!

Are you joining the common sense party?

No

Then you don't need to attend the common sense round table. Thanks.

Then you don’t need to HIRE A LITTERAL TERRORIST THAT WORKS WITH GNOMES

I'm not necessarily gonna hire you for any job.

just switched I think. My party looks to be a wreck and it has no supporters. I’d like Campaign Manager please and if we win a position in Cabinet

You got it. Most cabinet positions other than secretary of defense are open.

What’s the highest cabinet position or second highest?

Secretary of state, cause you'd be inline for president or VP if we were gone for some reason. But that's a difficult job, cause you gotta do my work if I'm temporarily off the stream.

alr

Give me SOS

You got it. If I win.