"HAVE YOU READ THE FIRST BOOK YET?"; "I HAVE THIS THING CALLED A LIFE THAT PREVENTS READING TIME!"; "THE NEXT BOOK IS OUT IN A WEEK! MAKE TIME!"; "I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST ORDER THE NEXT BOOK AND READ THE FIRST WHILE I WAIT FOR IT TO ARRIVE!"; "STOP THROWING CHAIRS AND GET TO READING!"