An excuse

GO TOUCH GRASS

GO TOUCH F**KING GRASS

go interact with the grass.

Don't go touch grass

Ik smth else you can touch 😏

No thank you i'm not straight

.-.

Do you think I'm a girl or boi?

Boi

Bitch nO- I don't mind he/him pronouns tho lmao-
But here's a picture of me right this f**king second .-. I ain't a m a n . Sometimes I wish tho.

go touch dirt

formal greetings to the individual being spoken to the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to person the individual of which you are listening to would is to be desired for someone or something or find similarities to someone or something to currently declares as long as you would not mind touch grass as long as you would not mind

Go make physical contact with grass in a non-sexual manner.

*makes physical contact with grass in a sexual manner*

I had ti check your profile to make sure you didn't post this