WHILE ATTEMPTS AT CREATING A VACCINE WERE UNSUCCESSFUL; WE HAVE FOUND THAT CONSUMING POWDERED MILK REDUCES YOUR CHANCE OF CATCHING LUMBAGO BY 70% (30% MORE EFFECTIVE THAN REGULAR MILK). WE HAVE ALSO NOTICED THAT LISTENING TO JAKE PAUL TALK FOR AT LEAST 30 MINUTES CAN RAISE YOUR LIKELIHOOD OF CATCHING LUMBAGO BY AS MUCH AS 30%.