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i was 4 lmao | Remembering the first time I saw my lesbian aunt and her girlfriend and my mom had to explain wlw and mlm to me: | image tagged in a core memory | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4y,
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Wait, your mom actually explained it to you? In a perfectly normal way?
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0 ups, 4y,
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She basically told me that girls can marry girls and boys can marry boys. (She seemed very awkward talking about it, it was pretty clear she didn't really want to explain to me)
1 up, 4y,
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Well still, she didn't deny it existed or anything
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0 ups, 4y,
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Nope. Pretty sure I even told her that I wanted to marry a girl, and she was like 'alrighty then you do you'
1 up, 4y,
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Wow. What an amazing parent
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0 ups, 4y,
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She is pretty nice
1 up, 4y,
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Wish my parents made me feel secure enough to come out
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0 ups, 4y,
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Wish anything made me feel secure enough to come out
0 ups, 4y,
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I just have crippling anxiety and tend to catastrophize
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1 up, 4y,
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froge is afraid of child, but child feeds froge and found froge another froge frend. froge lives a simple froge life.
1 up, 4y
I want to be froge
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1 up, 4y,
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as i said, froge does not know of anxiety or depresso. froge simply sees big strong hooman, who brings food and froge frends.
1 up, 4y
But froge have no clue how sad human is
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1 up, 4y,
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a y o
s a m e
1 up, 4y
But it's fine. Not like I lack any sense of self-worth. At least I have a good life. It's not like I'm on the streets. We all have our damage. I just gotta deal with it
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1 up, 4y,
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Yep. Even if that same person ends up being a super villain, and they spare me because I gave them good advice or a compliment. The chances are low, but never zero.
1 up, 4y
But then they will kill so many people. Why live when so many others have died to the hands of someone you know?
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1 up, 4y,
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Oh it is. But I'm a people pleaser. Just want somebody to remember me.
1 up, 4y
Same. I'm a people pleaser. I need people to like me so my existent can be worthwhile
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1 up, 4y,
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froge is definitely better than hooman, even though hooman has more food. froge tasted hooman once, and hooman is not poisonous like froge. froge think hooman should protecc self better and be poisonous.
1 up, 4y
froge is probably right. human should take better care of themself
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1 up, 4y,
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froge thinks hooman should listen to froge. froge smart. froge big brain. froge know all secrets of universe.
0 ups, 4y
Hooman is willing to listen to froge
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1 up, 4y,
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Dunno. You seem like a cool person.
1 up, 4y
How do you know this isn't an act?
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1 up, 4y,
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Cool beans. I want you to be alive, even though you are probably very far away and I might not ever meet you in person.
1 up, 4y
So why care about me then? It won't affect you
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1 up, 4y,
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Ayo SAMEEE my parents arent part of the problem though-
1 up, 4y
My head refuses to leave me at peace
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1 up, 4y,
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But do you plan on staying alive though?
1 up, 4y
As long as people want me alive, then I'll stay alive
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
in that case talk to a professional (at least try)
1 up, 4y
LMAO, to do that I would have someone take me to a professional, and I can't have that because then they'll worry about me
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1 up, 4y,
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well my plans are shot
1 up, 4y
It's not like a professional would help anyways. I'd just act fine. My problems aren't major. I'm alive, aren't I? That's what matters
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0 ups, 4y,
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in wild, froge can live up to 6 year. as pet froge, froge can live to 20.
0 ups, 4y
Well, 20 is a good age.
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0 ups, 4y,
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froge wants to be you. such big hooman you are, very mighty, brings food. much smart. froge is clueless to your current situation, only sees big strong hooman.
0 ups, 4y
Does froge want depression? Does froge want crippling anxiety?
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0 ups, 4y,
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This conversation is getting too deep have a little orange froge
0 ups, 4y
Oh little frog, how I wish to be you. Small, happy, and unaware of this world's horrors
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0 ups, 4y,
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*froge aggressively strums banjo*
0 ups, 4y
*grabs guitar*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
froge will now play you celebratory froge song
0 ups, 4y
yay
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0 ups, 4y,
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froge does not know when human is sad. froge does not understand hooman face. froge can feel something wrong tho when hooman sits and watches froge, saying words that froge cannot understand
0 ups, 4y
Froge is better than human
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0 ups, 4y,
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*froge pulls out a banjo*
0 ups, 4y
oooooooooo
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0 ups, 4y,
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froge will take care of hooman. froge love hooman. hooman can give froge food, froge can give hooman advice.
0 ups, 4y
hooman love froge
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0 ups, 4y,
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froge is happy.
0 ups, 4y
hooman is happy
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0 ups, 4y,
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froge is happy that hooman is happy.
0 ups, 4y
:)
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0 ups, 4y,
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*picks up froge and gives froge to you*
0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
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*smiling froge*
0 ups, 4y
:)
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0 ups, 4y,
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At as in you don't actually have all these things going on? Nah. Most people who do have these things happening to them convince themselves its acting anyway. And even if it is all fake, and you were just pretending, I still got to meet you. And that was pretty cool anyway.
0 ups, 4y
But what if my whole personality was a lie? You wouldn't know. Why try and compliment someone you don't know? Why try and save them when they won't affect you?
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0 ups, 4y,
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with a simple 6-10 year life, all froge knows is eat bug, make baby, not die
0 ups, 4y
Ah, 6-10 years. That's long enough for me. Maybe I'd even be able to get kidnapped by a small child and make them happy
0 ups, 4y
6 year life
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0 ups, 4y,
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To be honest I don't really know anyone, and definitely not myself. I'm just trying to make people smile. Even if they turn out bad.
0 ups, 4y
Why put in the effort? There's always a chance it'll be for nothing
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0 ups, 4y,
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but also like talk to somebody trustworthy you know in real life
0 ups, 4y
Bold of you to assume I trust anyone
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