Fine...
*we teleport to a starbucks*
{let's just pretend that it's 8:00AM on Saturday}
BeeBoo: Ok now we have to do something. Tell me if you don't want to choose. (We get coffee or whatever no matter what, but you HAVE to choose what to order)
(they're in a church in the woods inhabited by only two creatures [that I have ownership of])
Elias: Welcome here! We usually stay away from contact but were glad to finally have company.